Farts With Lumps

nsp88 Dirty Jokes

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”

The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,”

To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely s**t my pants”.

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